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♪ Touché away! ♪

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♪ Touché away! ♪

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♪ Touché away! ♪

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Clackity Clackity Clackity

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♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

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<i>Here on this deserted island</i>

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<i>lives that famous castaway,
Robinson Crusoe.</i>

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<i>Alone and happy in his own
private world, until one day...</i>

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Hey! Like, it's a footprint in the sand.

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Well, greetings, man.

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At last, a buddy, after
all these lonely scenes.

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<i>I shall call you "Friday."</i>

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Me tied up Friday.
Call Saturday.

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Crazy! I dig humorsville.

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Like, this man is wild,
know what I mean?

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Which prompts me to
steal from the scene.

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Ugh! This could be start
of something big.

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Ba-ba!

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-Babaloo!

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Not that I'm the nervous
type, you understand

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but this island is like, uh...

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Uh, like nowhere with
laughing boy on the scene.

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Pow pow pow

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I gotta stop that cat from dogging me.

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Hello, operator, get me Touché Turtle

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wherever he is.

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Help! Help!
Somebody save me!

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Duh, I think she's trying to
tell us something, Touché.

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Good thinking, Dum Dum.

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Okay, madam, jump.

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My! You're a big one.

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Duh, your phone, Touché.

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Good observation, Dum Dum.

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Hello? Who?

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Robinson Crusoe?

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What did you say?
A wild man?

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Sounds like fun.
I'll be right over.

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- Dum Dum.
- <i>Yeah, boss.</i>

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Say what you always say
and let's get going.

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Touché away!

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Not that way, this way.

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Sorry, Dum Dum.

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Now, what's this all about, Rob?

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Like, this cat Friday is wild, Touché.

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You gotta save my skin, man.

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Wild man? Really, Rob, you've
been on this island too long.

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- Yeah, too long.
- And furthermore--

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Gee, Touché, it's Friday.

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This is no time for dates, Dum Dum.

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Now see here, Friday,
it says in the book

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that you and Mr. Crusoe
are supposed to be pals.

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Me no read.

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Watch me TV bear.

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Watch "Yogi Bear."

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That's the cat
I was telling you about.

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Duh, lucky for us this water
isn't deep, huh, Touché?

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Duh, we could've got
drowned-ed, or worse.

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Okay, wild man

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now you're gonna taste cold steel.

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Mmm! Not bad.

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You better spit it out before I get mad.

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Okay.

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Guess he bit off more than
he could chew that time.

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Okay, Dum. You know what to do.

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Duh, y-yeah, Touché.

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Uh, when Friday chases
you past this tree

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I let him have it with this coconut

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right on the coconut.

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Right. Now...

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Touché away!

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Nobody talk to me that way.

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Alright, Dum Dum, now!

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Duh, how ya like my timing, Touché?

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[Touché] <i>Great. Simply great.</i>

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How you like these coconuts?

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[Touché] <i>Well, anyway, your
form was beautiful, Dum Dum.</i>

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Man, it looks like
I'm stuck on this island

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with that kook forever.

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Never say forever.

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I have an idea.

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Of course, it's a bit crowded

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but at least there's no wild man around.

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Like, you could say that again.

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Hey, Touché, what happens when
I get tired of floatin'?

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Gee, I never thought of that.


